Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Name:
Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

PIMPIN AIN'T E-Z

So the original song of the year according to the usually staid Academy voters was Hustle and Flow’s, “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.” True dat, but lets not forget that Ho-n isn’t an easy gig either!

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

“Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.”
~Chris Rock quotes

Monday, March 06, 2006

eV's TOP 5

Top five things Bush might have been thinking during the Katrina briefing Assuming that he actually thinks for himself!
5. New Orleans…Is that next to New Mexico?
4. What’s the worry? Hell, they’ll be all dried up by Matty Graw!
3. Levy breeching? Everybody knows Levis are britches, what’s the big deal?
2. Where’s that damn Dickey C when ya need him?
1. Wonder if they’re serving beans or slaw with them ribs at lunch…

Thursday, March 02, 2006

eV To Make Secret Afghanistan Visit

Pre-Spring Break Stopover Scheduled

eV will be making a secret visit to Afghanistan next week in order to assess the true situation there and encourage the troops. This visit will take place prior to my annual Miami “Spring but not Sprung” spring break. It should NOT be considered a means of improving my blog site visitation numbers which fell during my recent illness. If I wanted to do that, I’d just write about sex.

I Ain't Sayin She A Golddiggah...

And she sure wasn't messing with no broke...
The former playmate/stripper/child bride, (well he was 89 years old when he literally rolled up on the 26 year old at the club in a wheelchair), took her case to the Supremes. For a share of the 1.6 billion she alleges was left to her by her late husband, Anna wore the usual widow suit and acted quite demure. But if allowed, you just know she'd be giving that special lap dance in chambers if she thought it would help her case. Stay tuned...It's definitely gonna be a rough ride!

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Who Moved My Brain?

Somewhere between the bed and the bowl...
eV lost what was left of her mind
. We have yet to determine if its a bug or whats bugging her. She is not suited for human contact-moody, mean, intolerant, bitter, hostile-as always. But on top of the usual, she's too sick to rant and rave. Don't worry she's saving up...

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

“It's better to be pissed off than pissed on.”
~unknown, but adopted by moody eV

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

"I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with."
~Denis Leary

Thursday, February 23, 2006

INTERNET BOO-TAY

FYI: Just Because You Can Doesn’t Mean You Should
While browsing thru the new blogs I was shocked to find a married couple that had pictures of their various body parts along with an offer for interested parties to share said parts sexually. (There is a reason why people are paid to take off their clothes and others are not.) To each his own.But let me just remind all of you thinking of doing likewise about the unwritten rules of courtesy when showing the whole world-wide web what YOU think you’re really working with… I call this:

KEEP IT TO YOURSELF IF…
~It appears to be jiggling, even in a still photo
~When showing your rump there is no frame or background left in the picture
~That same or similar rump is old, wrinkled, lumpy, saggy etc. (M/F)
~The body part you are sharing has more hair than the hair on your head
~It seems that one would actually have to lift one of your body parts in order to see another/or the one you’re ATTEMPTING to share
~You spread something and it looks bigger, older, and scarier than it did closed, PLEASE!
~The presented body part(s) appear stained due to poor hygiene ...Yuck!
~Said parts are shorter, longer, fatter or otherwise misshaped/or irregularly shaped
~What should be there isn’t or what shouldn’t be there is…
~Your parts have warts, acne, sores, old knife wounds or other marks/openings that you did not have at birth

Monday, February 20, 2006

San Quentin RIP Lounge Reopens

Live from Marin County, Mike Morales stars in "Needle of Death"
Appearing tonight only in The Big Jab Room is Michael Morales, taking over where "Tookie" Williams left off-on the central restraining table, to an invitation-only crowd. Claiming redemption and distancing himself from the previous act that got him to the "big time," Morales will give the performance of his life unless the former actor, Kennedy marry-up, and Cali Governor pulls the plug on his eight minutes of fame. Odds are there will be no curtain calls after this highly anticipated performance.

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

“If we are to abolish the death penalty, I should like to see the first step taken by my friends the murderers”
~Alphonse Karr

Sunday, February 19, 2006

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

“He that but looketh on a plate of ham and eggs to lust after it hath already committed breakfast with it in his heart”
~C.S. Lewis

A to da Z About Me

This is as open as it gets folks!
A-Age: Old enough to know better and do so most of the time!
B-Band listening to right now: XM Satellite
C-Career: Critic for Life
D-Drink or smoke: No/No. That’s why I blog-to cope
E- Easiest person/s to talk to: Myself/God, not necessarily in that order, often at the same time.
F-Favorite song/s at the moment: Gold Digger/We Belong Together/Diary
G-Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Worms of the sour type
J-Junk foods you like: Anything in a taco shell, but fish
L-Longest car ride ever: Forever, from Cali to Kentucky on a walkabout
M-My favorite Sport/s: Anything viewed from a reclining position on the couch
N-Number of relationships you've had: What’s a relationship? Besides, I never kiss/tell
O-One wish you have: Heaven or a Jag convertible, whichever happens first.
P-Phobias: Nosy people, below water level cruise cabins and politicians.
Q-Favorite Quote: Anything I may say at any time
R-Reason to smile: Only when I am VERY happy.
S-Secrets: Yes
T-Time you wake up: Depends…10am or 10pm
U-Unknown fact about you: I’m really pretty serious about most things personal
V-Vegetable/fruit you hate: Brussels Sprouts/Liberace
W-Worst habit: Procrastination. But once I get going I’m very thorough/precise.
X-X-rays you have had: Most everything, perhaps referencing my age?
Y-Your Pet Peeves: People who are never on time and people who never read ANY news
Z-Zodiac Sign: The Cross