Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

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Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

SEEN IN LINE TODAY

Oprah: Narcissistic Personality Disorder, secondary disorder: Gets on Your LAST Damn Nerve Syndrome. Admitted after nervous breakdown when her Gulfstream Jet windshield cracked in flight. Sister-girl fronting like she never rode in a hoopity with the spider web windshield crack! Pleez! Its not like she has to fly SouthWest Airlines...
Stedman: Dependent Personality Disorder, secondary disorder: indentured servant for Lady O. Admitted to keep Oprah company and possible ECT (shock therapy), in order to erase that 'duh?' look on his face. Reportedly fears being replaced by Gail King or another overly pampered puppy.

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