Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Name:
Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Thursday, December 29, 2005

SEEN IN LINE TODAY

Sylvia Brown: Substanced-Induced Psychotic Disorder...secondary disorder: Openly lusts for Montel Williams in a scary Mae West manner. The real truth is that she's had just one too many highballs and chain smoked hundreds of unfiltered Camel cigarettes. Every back alley bar and Moose lodge has a Sylvia Brown. They're usually sitting on that stool at the end of the bar trying to pick up the next WWII vet down on his luck by reading his tarot cards and level of desperation. Little does he know he's about to really hit rock bottom.
Ariel Sharon:: Antisocial Personality Disorder...secondary disorder: Male Erectile Disorder which is only relieved by blowing up people, their homes and continuous table top pounding. Awaiting heart repair surgery. Will schedule appointment with the Wizard of Oz so that he may get a heart prior to treatment. Keeps cutting in line. Not easily redirected.

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