Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Answer Me This...

To the guy seen at the supermarket buying the $9 bouquet:
If with six you get egg rolls, what exactly does one get for giving a woman the generic wrap $9 grade 'B' flowers? Line forms to the left ladies! No pushing, no shoving! I just know that on the first date he's pulling out that two-fer coupon at the Sizzler.


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