Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Name:
Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Tuesday, January 17, 2006

FUNNY FONE FORUMS

From this week's favorite cellphone web forum:
If there was a warning label attached to your head what would it say?
~Caution! You must be at least 5 feet 8 to ride this ride.
~Not intended for use as toy.
~May cause drowsiness.
~Check Pockets B4 Ending Conversation.
~Changes mind without notice.
~Pamper,primp,repeat.
~Misuse can lead to injury or death.
~This side up.
~Allergic to BS
~Excessive consumption may cause addiction.

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