Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Name:
Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Sunday, January 29, 2006

Saving a Locked Unit Bed for...

Phil Spector: Famous record producer, infamous gun slinger gone very, very mad. (Now looking like a blond Edward Scissorhand on crack). Long psychiatric/psycho history with women/weapons. Awaiting trial for the 2003 murder of B-movie actress (isn't that like home movies that ya get paid for?)/star-fly, Lana Clarkson. In a recently released deposition for a civil case, Phil admits to being on five medications for manic depression and sleep problems, but denies any excessive drinking or drugs use the night of the shooting. He blames his confusion that night on being tased by the police and being off his medications. Room him on all male unit on the VIP wing. When MJ returns, room with Phil so that their hair and makeup guy can do their ebony/ivory versions of the same hairdo in one room.

1 Comments:

Blogger Smartypants said...

Phil rhymes with pill.

8:24 PM  

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