Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Saturday, January 07, 2006


Star Jones-Reynolds:Body Dysmorphic Disorder (A preoccupation with an imagined defect in appearance whereby the person’s concern is markedly excessive.) Secondary disorder: 'Knows every damn thingitis'.
Finally admits to “medical intervention” for her weight loss. Did they factor in the ‘hydrocephalic –like head on little body look’? Not yet willing to admit that hubby Al spent more than one summer on Fire Island, with more than one man. What an interesting coupling. Some have even called them the black David Gest and Liza Minnelli. He might be trying on her new smaller dresses while she's spouting her Views! Currently she's subjecting us to a new book about 'living ya best girlfriend life' called Shine.
Note to self: Room Star with Terri McMillian who continues with treatment in lieu of getting her heterosexual groove back. Star may benefit from any advice Ms. McMillian may offer for checking a brother's down low status. In fact, Oprah may want to sit in on their chats. Medicate Stedman.


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