Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

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Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

THIS WEEK'S VILLAGE IDIOT

Man Tries To Scare Hiccups Out Of Nephew, Kills Him Uncle Commits Suicide After Realizing What He Did
BOGOTA, Colombia (Reuters)-- A Colombian man who tried to startle his nephew from a bout of the hiccups by pointing a gun at him accidentally pulled the trigger and killed him. Police in the northern city of Barranquilla said the distraught uncle then ran out of the house and down the street a few yards before stopping and shooting himself. He died from a gunshot wound in the head. According to police, the incident occurred Sunday night after the two men had been drinking.
eV comments: Technically it did cure his hiccups. Didn't do much for the morning after hangover though. If the uncle had lived, I'm sure he could have perfected this slight flaw in his cure process. Good theory, poor technique.

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