Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

All Tied Up And No Place To Go

Wed Feb 15, REUTERS
A German youth who tied himself to a foldaway bed because he was bored was rescued by police after becoming trapped in its mechanism, officials said on Tuesday. Neighbors alerted the police in the western German town of Schwelm after hearing the 16-year-old's cries for help late on Monday night. When police entered the apartment, they found the bed had folded itself away and the red-faced youth was tied upside down to it with a tow-rope and wire and unable to free himself. "He said he did it because he was bored," said Dietmar Trust, a spokesman for the local police. "He was visibly embarrassed but it was also a pretty amusing situation.
eV comments: Oh, but I must …So, was he dressed or undressed? What else does he do “to relax?” And, where is his ‘tie me up, tie me down’ partner that cruelly abandoned this young man? Reminds me of how all the soft and leather restraints used to disappear from the psych units…Guess that’s how mental health employees act when they’re bored?

3 Comments:

Blogger D.T. said...

What a dumbass. Who ties themselves to a bed when their all alone? Where's the fun in that?! If I'm gonna be tied to a bed, there better be a girl in 4 inch stilletos doing it, while carrying a can of whip cream.

2:15 PM  
Blogger eV said...

Would that be COOL WHIP?

2:24 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes I read that article other day and it was really funny. By the way, thanks for visiting The Blog Tribune and leaving your comments. We don't usually respond to our readers comments directly but we read them all.

4:04 PM  

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