Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

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Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Random Rants

It's Always Those Little Things That Gets To You, Like...
~Jessica Simpson: It's bad enough the game was a dud, but then we had to have another round of hazard boot walking. Jess, if you're gonna keep doing this little cat-walk make it hustle/flow! You're white gurl stiff! Put some J Lo in ya mix. Or keep it moving...
~Michelle Kwan: You’re too old for the gold. Go home and rock that cradle. Yeah, you got the free pass, but you failed to note it was by the back door.
~What is the world coming to when even Martin Luther King's kids can't even get along?
~Shouldn't the death of Corretta Scott-King have been the top story over Alito and Bobble Head Bush's Misstatement of the Union?
~Who needed another Bigger Momma Too, Martin or us?
~ Speaking of old skaters-Tonya Harding is living very large these days, although it's only the medication she was on...aight.
~Britney, you know that you were doing that 'teach baby to drive the pickup' thing with your baby. That's how all ya'll learn to drive in the trailer park!
~Is Madonna FINALLY done? She was so 'the same' for the opening of the Grammys. Go home to your babies too!
~Was anybody else offended by Bobble Head at the King funeral? But everybody still loves Bill!
~Let us be real honest about the latest postal delivery-stress, poor management and an employee on/or over the edge make for workplace violence. How many more lives will be stamped RETURN TO SENDER?

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