Notes From the Back of the Medication Line

Notes from the back of the medication line, straight up, no juice chaser, by a mental health professional who has seen the madness, defined the madness and lived to tell the tales, sanity intact.

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Location: back of the line

I am what I am.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006

PIMPIN AIN'T E-Z

So the original song of the year according to the usually staid Academy voters was Hustle and Flow’s, “It’s Hard Out Here for a Pimp.” True dat, but lets not forget that Ho-n isn’t an easy gig either!

NOTABLE QUOTABLES

“Aw, man, they gave 'em the Oscar on stage. Next they're gonna give the Oscars in the parking lot. It'll be like a drive-through Oscar lane. You get an Oscar and a McFlurry and keep on moving.”
~Chris Rock quotes

Monday, March 06, 2006

eV's TOP 5

Top five things Bush might have been thinking during the Katrina briefing Assuming that he actually thinks for himself!
5. New Orleans…Is that next to New Mexico?
4. What’s the worry? Hell, they’ll be all dried up by Matty Graw!
3. Levy breeching? Everybody knows Levis are britches, what’s the big deal?
2. Where’s that damn Dickey C when ya need him?
1. Wonder if they’re serving beans or slaw with them ribs at lunch…

Thursday, March 02, 2006

eV To Make Secret Afghanistan Visit

Pre-Spring Break Stopover Scheduled

eV will be making a secret visit to Afghanistan next week in order to assess the true situation there and encourage the troops. This visit will take place prior to my annual Miami “Spring but not Sprung” spring break. It should NOT be considered a means of improving my blog site visitation numbers which fell during my recent illness. If I wanted to do that, I’d just write about sex.

I Ain't Sayin She A Golddiggah...

And she sure wasn't messing with no broke...
The former playmate/stripper/child bride, (well he was 89 years old when he literally rolled up on the 26 year old at the club in a wheelchair), took her case to the Supremes. For a share of the 1.6 billion she alleges was left to her by her late husband, Anna wore the usual widow suit and acted quite demure. But if allowed, you just know she'd be giving that special lap dance in chambers if she thought it would help her case. Stay tuned...It's definitely gonna be a rough ride!